Being socially awkward is my thing
This is the process I go through when I see a hot guy. And I wonder why I'm single.
Happy Halloween
The best part of Halloween is that for 24 hours you can ignore any pangs of sadness you feel towards people who look disgruntled, unhappy, or unhealthy. You can put on the blinders and just assume they are in costume.
Plus it makes you wonder if in fact that sad-looking, frumpy woman is actually really happy and funny.
The one that got away
When asked about "Nothingman" in an interview, Eddie Vedder stated, "The idea is about if you love someone and they love you, don't fuck up...'cause you are left with less than nothing." Discussing his attitude toward his first wife Vedder commented "But I just know that without her, I'd be a kite without a string, a nothing man."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMZsqxrPuIQ
The age dichotomy
I get offended when someone ID's me, but I get as equally offended when they don't.
Quite literally 'Impaired Candor'
One night while out on the town, I was like this:
And then this happened:
Being a chick
This is what I feel like when I am in the presence of females. Where have all the real women gone?
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