Being socially awkward is my thing

This is the process I go through when I see a hot guy. And I wonder why I'm single.


















Happy Halloween



The best part of Halloween is that for 24 hours you can ignore any pangs of sadness you feel towards people who look disgruntled, unhappy, or unhealthy. You can put on the blinders and just assume they are in costume.

Plus it makes you wonder if in fact that sad-looking, frumpy woman is actually really happy and funny. 

The one that got away

When asked about "Nothingman" in an interview, Eddie Vedder stated, "The idea is about if you love someone and they love you, don't fuck up...'cause you are left with less than nothing." Discussing his attitude toward his first wife Vedder commented "But I just know that without her, I'd be a kite without a string, a nothing man."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMZsqxrPuIQ

The age dichotomy

I get offended when someone ID's me, but I get as equally offended when they don't. 



Quite literally 'Impaired Candor'

One night while out on the town, I was like this:

And then this happened:



Being a chick

This is what I feel like when I am in the presence of females. Where have all the real women gone?

My very first comic

This was the very first comic I ever did. It took me about a bazillian years. Wowzas.

My best friend Kerm and I decided to travel down a river in a double person raft. It goes down in history as one of the best days of my life.

Engaging Reality (times two)


Alzheimer's runs in my family and I therefore have to find a way to laugh in the face of the depressing fact that I will someday lose my mind -- granted it may already be too late. Every time I hear someone say, "I will remember this forever" I add in the subtext "Or until I get Alzheimer's." 

Of course, given the fact that I am a comitment-phobe, I don't really have to worry about the above story taking place in my life. My moment would look a little more like this:


Romeo Part I and II

Romeo Part I

Romeo Part II

Also, a funny little bonus look at the original Romeo
Is it awesome or depressing that my computer drawing skillzzz used to be even shittier?