Meet the Author

My name is Elle. I like sarcasm, vodka, boys, and drawing grade two calibre cartoons (yes, in that order). This is where all four of these interests combine. Welcome to Impaired Candor; Welcome to my life. I regularly feel like I'm a character in a sit com, which makes me further assume I must also be famous. However, for some reason unbeknownst to myself, the paparazzi have not yet begun capturing my every move. Thus, I've had to resort to recreating my most outrĂ© moments in cartoon form. Like most things in my life, this has spiralled from a joke, to a hobby, to a full-blown addiction. Enjoy my madness and stop by my collaborative blog Sex and the Shitty to revel in even more of my debauchery.