Happy Halloween

The best part of Halloween is that for 24 hours you can ignore any pangs of sadness you feel towards people who look disgruntled, unhappy, or unhealthy. You can put on the blinders and just assume they are in costume.

Plus it makes you wonder if in fact that sad-looking, frumpy woman is actually really happy and funny. 

The one that got away

When asked about "Nothingman" in an interview, Eddie Vedder stated, "The idea is about if you love someone and they love you, don't fuck up...'cause you are left with less than nothing." Discussing his attitude toward his first wife Vedder commented "But I just know that without her, I'd be a kite without a string, a nothing man."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMZsqxrPuIQ

Sleeping with the enemy

The age dichotomy

I get offended when someone ID's me, but I get as equally offended when they don't. 

Quite literally 'Impaired Candor'

One night while out on the town, I was like this:

And then this happened:

Pranks

Vintage: Real life moment

Explaining my blog

Check out my collaborative blog Sex and the Shitty

Vintage: Real life moment

This moment actually happened. One night stands rock.

Racism

How I ruin surprises (Part II)

How I ruin surprises

Some people say I'm egotistical

I say their lack of confidence shouldn't knock me off my pedestal. 

A spicy story

Fuck you

Being a chick

This is what I feel like when I am in the presence of females. Where have all the real women gone?

It's not you, it's me (series)

It was all a misunderstanding

Dating Realities

Cry Baby

My very first comic

This was the very first comic I ever did. It took me about a bazillian years. Wowzas.

My best friend Kerm and I decided to travel down a river in a double person raft. It goes down in history as one of the best days of my life.

Bat, shit, crazy